It was a wonderful day for driving and I was on my way home from Vincennes, Indiana to Chicago after working an overnight shift.

I was three hours into a seven hour drive. I was driving through a small town in rural Indiana and I fell asleep while driving. I woke up with a start when I hit the back end of a car at a stop light. Approx speed 25 mph. My airbag deployed, my sunroof was completely ejected from the roof and came to rest in front of the car that I had hit. I got out, dusted myself off and checked to see if anyone in the other car was hurt. They were fine. In the process I had done about 12k worth of damage to their car and totaled mine. It was towed to a local junkyard and I secured another ride to Chicago….. Fast forward 6 weeks. I got a call from the junkyard. They said they were selling the car for scrap and that I might want some things that were in the trunk. I had a fedex account number so I gave the goofs at the junkyard my shipper number and told them to send me the contents of my trunk by FEDEX GROUND, (the LEAST expensive fedex option). Bright and early the very next morning I get an oversized EXPRESS OVERNIGHT package, (the MOST expensive fedex option) from Fedex. I signed for it and brought it inside. Inside the box were two rolls of toilet paper, a rusty screwdriver and two 25lb bags of sand. What the hell? Total cost from fedex was 270 dollars………